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sociallywokard: jelloentertainment: sekoshi: j3sustits: 8—————3: -decimate: i can’t breathe I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT SCREAMING HELP. I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP. SCREAMS HEAD OFF

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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying

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taengpeas: SNSD | The Boys (Japanese in the...

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Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.

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